Okay if you can’t fuck with a girl because of:

  • Pubic hair
  • Stretch marks
  • Scars 
  • Any other natural occurrence of the female form

You aren’t really worthy of it anyway.

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Recent studies confirm that reading books and drinking tea doesn’t make you better than anyone else

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everything personal


sitting down and remembering you left your drink in the kitchen


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sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet

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You never know how sick you are until you try to recover.

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This is incredibly accurate and magnificently timed

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What it would look like if the Orion Nebula was a distance of 4 light years away.